Ran Over By a TARDIS
i like big eggs and i cannot lie

cassandraclare:

unseelieprince:

The Mortal Instruments + Texts From Last Night

strangely genius

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

Final battle at CHB
  • Romans: first and fifth cohort, attack! Second, third and fourth, defend! We'll defeat Gaea together!
  • Greeks: idk man just swish your sword till the monsters die, I guess.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

  • annabeth: hey perce good morning - WOAH
  • annabeth: percy?
  • annabeth: where is he
  • annabeth: where is he
  • annabeth: where is he
  • annabeth: where is he
  • hera: look for the guy with one shoe
  • annabeth: okay
  • jason: hi
  • annabeth:
  • annabeth: fFuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

earthdad:

the rise and fall

necro-mansi:

Whenever will and nico are fighting a monster, will tries to take the peaceful route and just talk out of the situation but the the minute nico gets hurt, he looks the monster straight in the eyes and goes “I’m gonna shove this arrow so far up your ass your mother will feel it”

juliawiinchester:

My tampon wrappers are more supportive than my parents..

juliawiinchester:

My tampon wrappers are more supportive than my parents..

the-one-and-only-troyesivan:

tylersvian:

yuhxn:

highly-functioningfangirl:

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh:

Abandoned Tumblr

I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.

WOAH

LET THE
staff
SEE THIS SO WE COULD HAVE THIS FOR HALLOWEEN
staff
staff

laudemelysium:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

bless.

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

fartgallery:


tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy